Sep 30, 2001

Cheap thrills.

The next time I'm angry with my boyfriend, I'm going here to release my hostilities towards males in general. It's a site full of Men's Jokes. Here are some examples:

What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.

How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.

How can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

Why are men like laxatives?
They can irritate the shit out of you.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini

Thanks, Mitsu, for the help.


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